Oh how luscious these three coats of translucent hotness look! Until you look too closely and see the bubbles. And then you remember what application was like. And then you just want to cry.
Skirting the Issue could have had everything. It could have been the femme fatale-ish intellectual hot stuff. Instead it's just a miserable, depressive failure. Skirting the Issue is lying in its bed, crying over how thick, gluey and streaky it is, when, if it had just been blessed with a better formula, could have been the most beautiful of them all.
Now it's just a bitter memory of a failed career as our go-to vampy red.
This product was purchased with own funds.
Swedish word of the day:
sorglig -adjective sad
Skirting the Issue really is.